Remember back when you were just a wee little lad; when you had no responsibilities and the three things on your todo list for the day were: find worms, eat worms, and play with Steve from across the street?...(read more)
Look at the picture above you. Look at that beautiful glistening bacon grease. Look at that chewy rubbery bacon fat. Look at that crispity crisp bacon edge. If this doesn’t make your mouth water, then you might as well become a...(read more)
Every passing day brings us closer and closer to the 2012 Apocalypse as predicted by the Mayan who carved ‘December 21st, 2012’ and then quit his job because he was sick of it and wanted to be a DJ....(read more)
Remember back when you were just a wee little lad; when you had no responsibilities and the three things on your todo list for the day were: find worms, eat worms, and play with Steve from across the street? It’s depressing now to think about how you’ll never be as happy and carefree without using hard drugs as you were back when you were young. We now have Xboxes, PS3s, strip clubs, and Pinterest, but what about good ol’ fashion fun? The things we’d enjoy the shit out of as kids like flying kites or playing tag? Here’s a list that tries to bring those nostalgic feelings of playful joy back, first world style of course.
Play laser tags with your friends while not missing a single text.
Balloons version 2.0
Just like Monopoly, but with lasers!
Leave no incriminating marks when you shoot Steve in the face.
Warmer hands, greater velocity.
Launch an attack from miles away.
No more pretending...it's real!
No more paper claws or pencils between the fingers. It's the real thing now!
Playing make-believe, the next level.
I'm a unicorn!!!
You and your gang can now get tattoos that don't come out of a plastic ball!
Convince your mom you really are a robot alien that creates wicked dance music.
This is the closest you'll get to becoming a Jedi.
A more exciting version of Tag.
No more stealing quarters to go to the arcade.
Tell scary stories. No girls allowed!
Wished you lived in a video game? Now you don't have to.
You never really learned how to swim, but that's okay now that you have this.
Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high...
What childhood toys or games that have been modernized can you add? Leave a comment!