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the problem:

My body deserves the organiest of the organic ingredients available. Who is this Morton and why should I trust him?

the solution:

You grew this apple in your own backyard you say? Well this venison was salted with my own fury when I killed the deer with my bare hands. Then seasoned with my sadness as I realized what I've done. How you like them apples?

Salt Made From Tears

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Salt Made From Tears

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Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Experience the full range of these flavours in this exclusive collection.~ Salt Made From Tears of Anger~ Salt Made From Tears Shed While Chopping Onions~ Salt Made From Tears Shed While Sneezing~ Salt Made From Tears of Laughter~ Salt Made From Tears of Sorrow