Remember back when you were just a wee little lad; when you had no responsibilities and the three things on your todo list for the day were: find worms, eat worms, and play with Steve from across the street?...(read more)
Look at the picture above you. Look at that beautiful glistening bacon grease. Look at that chewy rubbery bacon fat. Look at that crispity crisp bacon edge. If this doesn’t make your mouth water, then you might as well become a...(read more)
Every passing day brings us closer and closer to the 2012 Apocalypse as predicted by the Mayan who carved ‘December 21st, 2012’ and then quit his job because he was sick of it and wanted to be a DJ....(read more)
My girlfriend got mad at me when I responded to her "I love you" text message with "yea lolz."
In a society where men must maintain their manly image by refraining from uttering such phrases as "I love you" or "that's cute," they only way to express their feelings is through this super cute Magic Message Egg. Water the egg and it will soon sprout a sweet message for your loved one. *Cuddles and giggles*