Remember back when you were just a wee little lad; when you had no responsibilities and the three things on your todo list for the day were: find worms, eat worms, and play with Steve from across the street?...(read more)
Look at the picture above you. Look at that beautiful glistening bacon grease. Look at that chewy rubbery bacon fat. Look at that crispity crisp bacon edge. If this doesn’t make your mouth water, then you might as well become a...(read more)
Every passing day brings us closer and closer to the 2012 Apocalypse as predicted by the Mayan who carved ‘December 21st, 2012’ and then quit his job because he was sick of it and wanted to be a DJ....(read more)
My pockets get greasy because I keep strips of bacon in them for when I get a craving.
We're not saying you shouldn't keep bacon in your pockets, but if you're craving bacon all day long, why not try bacon toothpaste? Yes it does exist, no you're not dreaming. Recommended use of Bacon Flavored Toothpaste is to rub it all over your teeth and gums. If you're feeling frisky, try Cupcake Favored Toothpaste.